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Lo's Beau

eyeballfarts:

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

(via khakibackpack)

Ahhhhhh
I wish my Xbox wasn’t a piece of shit and I could play Skyrim.

Oh yeah… I sent it to Microsoft. Hopefully one-hundred-fucking-dollars will fix the little bastard.

"Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant."